andrewshieh

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Buying something for 50% off is not saving money, it’s losing less money.

Although i’m not exactly religious, i’d still consider myself as a “religious explorer”.

I want to experience all the different religions and the ways of life. Christianity, Hinduism, Judaism, you name it.

One particular religion I dove in, is Christianity. I did it in a better way than attending a church and listening objectively to the man in a dress (don’t take me too seriously). I decided to let my Christian friend tell me how she feels about her religion and fill me in on the fundamentals.

I have a curious personality and asked her to tell me everything she could in a matter of 10 minutes. It’s hard to explain anything as big as religion in such a short time-span, but it was the longest 10 minutes of my life.

As a religious explorer, i’m not here to refute anyone’s beliefs, only gain a stronger understanding, a clearer insight on the subject. But I couldn’t help but squirm in my seat.

I’m a human and i’m pretty damn proud. To give “all the glory to God” is not my cup of tea, nor cup of anything really. What she really fixated on was to please God in every way possible, discrediting yourself as a human being and branding yourself as nothing more than a remnant and a follower.

I didn’t ask any questions, my job is to soak in as much knowledge as I can and complain to myself about it if I find I do not agree with certain points. Although I remind myself to doubt everything I know before testing anythings certainty, it’s really harder than it looks.

Before I obtain any sort of belief, I will never give the “glory” to anyone else but myself and those who supported me for my accomplishments and successes. I’m human and i’m fucking proud.

It’s okay to use a quote once in a while to show people how you are feeling or to prove a point.

But when you constantly use quotes, you are only proving your inability to think for yourself, and that makes you look like a fool.

Is being negative a good thing?

This question being raised is plausible, quite contrary to our own beliefs in which we all believe that everything negative is bad. We see dark skies, the color black, and blood spattered across the pavement as “bad things”

I’m quite the Yelp critic, my 1-star reviews to my 5-star reviews are of a ratio by 3:1. I have recently been offered a free drink at a cafe shop that I almost completely murdered in a review (they saved themselves by giving me a refund).

I’m willing to bet that even if I made 1 million good reviews on 1 million different companies that none would offer me any sort of incentive. But if I made 50 bad reviews at least 5 will respond with some sort of an offer.

Those 5-star reviews out there are taken for granted. I even think my hair stylist takes me for granted. I pay 20 bucks(including a $5 tip) every visit and I still do not get some sort of special treatment? I must have generated their revenue by 10% per year, i’d at least like to have free shampoo or my picture on the wall.

If things continue this way, the positive we all deem as “good” continues to go unnoticed and the negative we all deem as “bad” continues to get special treatment, then what purpose is there to do good things?

Don’t bother watching if you already know how to wear a beanie!

STOP thinking about the good times…

Let’s face it; when we ask the little person in our head to retrieve the files in our memory cabinet A-Z, this little bastard fails to give us 100% of the memory. I don’t know if it’s some sort of defensive mechanism to protect us from feeling sad, but we become biased in our decisions in the future.

This is why you see retarded women going back to a guy who abused her everyday, she recollected good memories of him showing up at her door at midnight with a rose in his mouth but did not remember the time the guy grabbed a wooden spatula and repetitively shoved it down her throat.

Solution: Don’t think at all.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you are beautiful.

If you are perhaps this adjective/noun that get’s wildly thrown around then it will show. The fact they had to bring it up in the first place shows that you are indeed not beautiful because it needed to be stated. We are no different than a picture on the wall. If pictures do not need words to express themselves, we do not neither.

Because there is no reason to tell a girl that she’s beautiful, when she already is.

Finally, the one person I have been trying to unfollow, that has 1 million+ reblogs a day and 1 or 2 personal blogs, has unfollowed me! This has removed the guilt upon the removal and is successfully replaced by satisfaction and triumph.

Do girls feel as guilty as guys after they are done masturbating?

It’s been a while and I apologize; I will continue daily updates next week! Til then, here’s a quote I made up:

“Why give up when you can get down?”