andrewshieh

Do girls feel as guilty as guys after they are done masturbating?

Do your friends define who you are…

Or do you define who your friends are?

If you found a 100 dollar bill, covered in fresh, live, human poop, would you still pick it up?

I have always been in the dilemma of picking a choice for this question:

“Would you rather get paid low and do something you love, or get paid high and do something you hate?”

I never aim towards the middle. Choosing what’s in between only increases my indecisiveness on the subject. Instead I prolonged my answer. And now that I am almost ready to answer this monotonous question, I still am not sure. Because I have changed as a person, my brain waves has caught more intelligent matter and is collectively building up its own facet of power:

I believe that anyone is capable of choose any career path and developing an interest for it no matter what it is.

But then I look at my other hand and reassess the situation… personal goals, the pyramid of what’s important to me, is not exactly a pyramid anymore, it’s a hurricane and my mind rests in the eye.

My answer is still not ready, but if this answer had to be answered politically, it would probably look a little more liberal right now.

I don’t quite understand the reason as to why people are shy. These are my reasons that are plausible as to why people are afraid to come out of the crowd:

1) Afraid of being judged by others.
2) Scientific condition that may have caused this person to be shy.
3) A shy chromosome is floating around.
4) Stupid.

Being serious, I think #1 is the sole reason why people are shy. But I should define my word “shy” as this:

Shy (n.)(sh-I): the act of intentionally and unwillingly to do anything outside of one’s own idea of the “norm”

IE: Bob was shy at the meeting; He did not say a single word and was eventually fired because everyone forgot he still worked there.

Situational shyness is a little bit more understandable, no one wants to sound stupid. But I believe that it’s more stupid to not say or do anything than saying or doing something stupid. Because if we didn’t do anything, what would be the difference between us and rocks? (rhetorical question)

When I sit in class, I can’t help but to wonder how many people want to lay a big one but are condemned to do so by the room full of students. The quiet atmosphere creates such tension that if any student was to make a move, 300 eyes will immediately focus their attention on to the perpetrator.

They say there’s always one student in the class room that wants to ask a question but doesn’t because he or she too shy. Well I say there’s always one student in the room that painfully needs to fart because of the burrito they had half an hour ago.

Farting needs to be socially acceptable.

RQOTD: Would you fart on the first date?

Is it possible to plan an accident?